Broken Netflix Movie

Yesterday, one of our Netflix movies arrived broken in half. Not a big deal, they will replace it with a new one. My kids had fun making up stories why it was broken.

• Maybe the mailman sat on it.
• Maybe the last person broke it, sent it back, and they didn't notice, so they sent the broken one to us.
• Maybe the mailman put a cake on it.
• 'Maybe the mailman got attacked by a chicken, when he was delivering mail to our friend Karrie. The mailman escaped with his life, but the dvd was broken.'
  'Karrie doesn't have a mailbox, she has a post office box.'
  'Maybe she took one of her chickens when she went to get the mail, to give it some exercise.'
  'Do you think Karrie is stupid or so????'
• Maybe when our mailman was driving into our neighborhood, he got attacked by our Neighborhood Monster. There was lots of fighting, and the dvd broke.
• There was an evil person, who grabbed the disk and accidentally broke it when she ran. But the mailman caught her because she didn't have a car, but he didn't notice that the disk was broken.
• He was drinking hot chocolate, and he accidentally poured some on it. Then it was broken in half when he crashed into the mailbox when he was driving.

My kids obviously do not suffer from lack of imagination.