Verizon fixed our internet. Or actually they fixed our phone, but I never worried about the phone part, just about the internet. For all I care, the phone could be broken as much as it wants, but the internet... now that's different.
They promised to be here on Wednesday from between 2pm and 6pm. They showed up on Thursday at 9am. I don't even want to try to understand that.
Life is a lot more pleasant with working internet!