Kate 'Do we have white bread?'
Me 'We have baguette, which is white bread.'
Kate 'I don't want crusty bread, I want soft bread!'
Me 'You can eat mama bread.' (which is Sylvia's name for homemade bread, and has been adopted by most of the family)
Kate 'No!!! That is crusty on the outside and soft on the inside, I want ALL soft!'
Jane 'I like mama bread. It is just like eating humans. The crust is the bones, the inside is soft, like guts and testicles.'