Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Gravity

Sylvia was climbing all over the back of the couch, looking like she could easily hurt herself. Tim came in, worried about her, and tried to gently coach her down by making her realize the precariousness of her situation. 'Sylvia! Is gravity on or off?'
Sylvia, looks at him, wondering why males are so clueless 'I turned it off!'



Tim, not giving up easily 'If gravity is off, why aren't you flying?'
Sylvia, starting to get annoyed at him 'Because I am NOT Super Sylvia To-The-Rescue!'
Tim '...'

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