Naturalization

I am planning on starting the naturalization process soon, so that I can actually drive down the I-91 and not get into trouble with the border patrol. I was talking about it today with Cees and Tim and Cees asked me whether I would need surgery to become an American citizen. I was kind of surprised and replied 'Why??? What kind of surgery? Brain surgery?'

No, that wasn't it, he just thought Americans looked different from us. Timmy piped in to tell me that I would need to wear different clothes too. Don't you love how kids sometimes see the world totally different from how we see it?